Talking shop

-There’s a big fat black cockroach by the door.
-Dead or alive?
-Dead it seems.
-¿Y cómo decís que llegó ahí?
-Wouldn’t know. Do think it’s the one Mabel vacuumed on Friday and it wasn’t really dead and just crawled its way out?
-Don’t think so.
-Shit. We’re being invaded.